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Jamal
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Nov 23, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Rubea
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Nov 21, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Edith Cherotich
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Nov 19, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Tambwe
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Nov 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Latifa
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Nov 16, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Rose Mwinuka
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Nov 6, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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David Kawawa
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Nov 6, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Samuel Were
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Nov 2, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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George Tenga
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Oct 28, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Farida
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Oct 16, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwafirika
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Oct 16, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Oct 8, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Irene Akoth
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Sep 26, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 17, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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David Ochieng
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Sep 16, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Ali
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Sep 16, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Raha
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Aug 31, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Issa
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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James Kimani
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Jul 28, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
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I needed that!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 23, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 23, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Irene Akoth
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Jun 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Violet Mumo
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May 26, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Fadhili
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May 19, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 17, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Mchawi
Guest
May 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Nancy Kawawa
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May 10, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Janet Wambura
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May 9, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Mchawi
Guest
May 1, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Anna Mchome
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Apr 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 20, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
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Mar 31, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
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Mar 28, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 27, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Mhina
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Mar 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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David Sokoine
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Mar 23, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 22, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 15, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Agnes Lowassa
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Mar 13, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
