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Jamal
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Nov 23, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rubea
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Nov 21, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Farida
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Irene Akoth
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Sep 26, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 17, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Raha
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Issa
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 26, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fadhili
Guest
May 19, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 17, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mchawi
Guest
May 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 10, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 9, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mchawi
Guest
May 1, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
