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Rubea
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Warda
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 5, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 5, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Juma
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Neema
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
