Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Umi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Nuru (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Ali (Guest) on February 26, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Rahim (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 26, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Issa (Guest) on January 21, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Baraka (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on December 2, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nasra (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 21, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Kazija (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Jabir (Guest) on September 22, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 1, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on March 30, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐