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Zawadi
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Jan 31, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mary Sokoine
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Jan 2, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwinyi
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Dec 24, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Juma
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 10, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Amir
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Kawawa
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May 15, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 30, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Neema
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
