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Paul Kamau
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Apr 26, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Leila
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Shani
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Halima
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 30, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 13, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Shabani
Guest
May 11, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Makame
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Neema
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
