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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 1, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Amir
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Issack
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Leila
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Masika
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Halima
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Issack
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Ndoto
Guest
May 25, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 16, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Daudi
Guest
May 15, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 14, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 1, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
