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Raphael Okoth
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Apr 15, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 4, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Farida
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Wande
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Husna
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Omar
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Omari
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
