The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Asha (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
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Ramadhan (Guest) on November 14, 2016
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Maida (Guest) on November 11, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2016
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Yusuf (Guest) on October 21, 2016
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Jafari (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2016
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George Ndungu (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 10, 2016
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Yahya (Guest) on August 9, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 4, 2016
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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 13, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on June 11, 2016
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Tabu (Guest) on June 8, 2016
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Frank Macha (Guest) on May 31, 2016
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Kheri (Guest) on May 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2016
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Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2016
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Mchawi (Guest) on May 12, 2016
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 5, 2016
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2016
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Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2016
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John Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
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Zakaria (Guest) on April 14, 2016
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 8, 2016
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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 6, 2016
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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2016
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Wande (Guest) on March 12, 2016
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Leila (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ