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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Dec 29, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 28, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Grace Mligo
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Dec 27, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mary Kendi
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Dec 26, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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John Lissu
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Oct 25, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Sarah Karani
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Oct 21, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Wande
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Raha
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Chum
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Farida
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sarafina
Guest
May 30, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Amir
Guest
May 22, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 20, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 20, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Yusra
Guest
May 17, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Binti
Guest
May 4, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
