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Nchi
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Apr 18, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Shani
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Omari
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Issack
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Amani
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Issa
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Sokoine
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Jun 24, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Victor Malima
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Jun 11, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Daniel Obura
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Jun 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Selemani
Guest
May 27, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 20, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 17, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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John Kamande
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May 11, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 9, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 2, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Azima
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Salma
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Mar 26, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mariam Hassan
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Mar 8, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
