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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Wande
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Chum
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Shamsa
Guest
May 1, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
