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Mwakisu
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Jan 4, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Binti
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Shani
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ann Awino
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Dec 5, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Omar
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Amani
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Makame
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 23, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rehema
Guest
May 13, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 11, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Nashon
Guest
May 11, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Khamis
Guest
May 6, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
