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Jan 4, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Binti
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Dec 30, 2016
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Shani
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Dec 27, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Khalifa
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Dec 15, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
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Ann Awino
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Dec 5, 2016
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Omar
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Amani
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Rabia
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Nov 7, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Charles Wafula
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Oct 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Joseph Mallya
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Aug 9, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
π Iβm saving this one!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
π Perfect joke!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Makame
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 23, 2016
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Rehema
Guest
May 13, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 11, 2016
π You got me!
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Nashon
Guest
May 11, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Khamis
Guest
May 6, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
