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Fatuma
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Jan 3, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Salma
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Farida
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
๐ You got me!
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Chum
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 28, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Rehema
Guest
May 6, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
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Feb 12, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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