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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jan 5, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Maida
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Majid
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 23, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Makame
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Chum
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Yusuf
Guest
May 3, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Asha
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Christopher Oloo
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Feb 25, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Issa
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Dec 28, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
