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Janet Mwikali
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Feb 1, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jan 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Peter Otieno
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Jan 12, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Issa
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 5, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Asha
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jan 3, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Masika
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Shani
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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John Lissu
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Jun 21, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Ramadhan
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Jun 15, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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David Chacha
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Jun 1, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Mary Sokoine
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May 28, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 20, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Apr 29, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Arifa
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Apr 29, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Jamila
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Apr 9, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 30, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Nashon
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Mar 18, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 16, 2016
๐ This is gold!
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Charles Mchome
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Mar 16, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Mbise
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Mar 12, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Issack
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Mar 4, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
