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Janet Mwikali
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Feb 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Issa
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Masika
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Shani
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 28, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 20, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Issack
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
