Nahida (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 27, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Salum (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rahim (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 3, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Majid (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jaffar (Guest) on February 12, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

John Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Salum (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on December 11, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sultan (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakari (Guest) on November 9, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Zuhura (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Baridi (Guest) on September 28, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 21, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 18, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016

😄 Too good!

Daudi (Guest) on September 1, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shani (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Maida (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sofia (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Khatib (Guest) on May 10, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😂 This is too funny!