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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Salma
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Leila
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Maida
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 12, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Abdillah
Guest
May 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 9, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 8, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yusuf
Guest
May 7, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kahina
Guest
May 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Majid
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
