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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Binti
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Neema
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Umi
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Omar
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Masika
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Salima
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 12, 2016
๐ This made my day!
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Habiba
Guest
May 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Nchi
Guest
May 1, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Amina
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
