Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 17, 2017
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 10, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Maida (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Nahida (Guest) on November 15, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Sekela (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Nuru (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on August 28, 2016
๐ Gotta save this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on August 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Nyota (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 21, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Maulid (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Jafari (Guest) on July 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Chiku (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jamal (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Omar (Guest) on June 25, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Khatib (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Muslima (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 5, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 2, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Maulid (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐