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Fadhili
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Jun 28, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 15, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Farida
Guest
May 5, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Chum
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Salma
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
