Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Fadhili (Guest) on June 28, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 26, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2017
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 12, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 10, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Issa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Yahya (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 15, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 8, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Faiza (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 6, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Issa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Jafari (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on October 18, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 18, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 10, 2016
๐ I needed that!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 4, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Salma (Guest) on August 20, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก