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Hamida
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Amina
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sekela
Guest
May 21, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 12, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Leila
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Azima
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
