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Mwanajuma
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Sep 15, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 11, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Issa
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 27, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 24, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sarafina
Guest
May 11, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zainab
Guest
May 10, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Asha
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Salima
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
