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Jane Malecela
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Sep 9, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Makame
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mzee
Guest
May 22, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 11, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nashon
Guest
May 5, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Zubeida
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Lissu
Guest
May 2, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Faiza
Guest
May 1, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Farida
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Salum
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Husna
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Neema
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Amina
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
