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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 16, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Husna
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Maida
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Neema
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Makame
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
