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Joyce Mussa
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Sep 25, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Sultan
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Sep 23, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 18, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Zuhura
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Sep 9, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Sarah Karani
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Sep 8, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Lucy Mahiga
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Sep 6, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rashid
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Sep 1, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hawa
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Aug 19, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Anna Kibwana
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Aug 18, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Raha
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Jaffar
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Jun 7, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nancy Akumu
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May 27, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Tambwe
Guest
May 26, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nuru
Guest
May 23, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Joseph Njoroge
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May 15, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rehema
Guest
May 15, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 4, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Salma
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Susan Wangari
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Apr 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Chum
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Andrew Mahiga
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Feb 23, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 26, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Omari
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Dec 18, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Azima
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
