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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 23, 2024
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Mwafirika
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Sep 8, 2024
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Chris Okello
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Aug 14, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Grace Mushi
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Aug 12, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Mashaka
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Aug 11, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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David Nyerere
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Jul 31, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Janet Sumari
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Jul 30, 2024
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
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Sultan
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Jul 22, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 19, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jul 13, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Maneno
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Jul 10, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Amani
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Jul 9, 2024
π€£ This oneβs fire!
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Shukuru
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Jul 9, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 26, 2024
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jun 14, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Martin Otieno
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Jun 6, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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Mzee
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May 17, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Lydia Mutheu
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May 4, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Majid
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May 3, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Farida
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May 1, 2024
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Faith Kariuki
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Apr 28, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Monica Adhiambo
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Apr 22, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Lydia Mutheu
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Apr 19, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Mashaka
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Apr 5, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Furaha
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Apr 3, 2024
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Mwanaidi
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Apr 3, 2024
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 3, 2024
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Khadija
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Mar 20, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Violet Mumo
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Mar 11, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Tabu
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Mar 10, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Sharon Kibiru
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Mar 7, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Mar 6, 2024
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Simon Kiprono
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Feb 24, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Miriam Mchome
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Feb 20, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 13, 2024
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Rahim
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Feb 11, 2024
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Mhina
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Jan 19, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Sofia
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Jan 17, 2024
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Mwanais
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Jan 16, 2024
π You got me good!
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jan 4, 2024
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Abubakar
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Jan 1, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 30, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Sarah Achieng
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Dec 25, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 23, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 19, 2023
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Stephen Malecela
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Dec 18, 2023
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Mercy Atieno
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Dec 12, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Dec 11, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 7, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Raphael Okoth
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Dec 6, 2023
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Neema
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Dec 1, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Samuel Were
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Nov 28, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Mwajuma
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Nov 24, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 11, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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James Mduma
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Nov 6, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Nov 2, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ