Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐ฉธ๐"Bloody Apple"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 23, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 15, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Amir (Guest) on September 9, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Arifa (Guest) on August 11, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 11, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 9, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 3, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 27, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Saidi (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 2, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 30, 2024
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 20, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 13, 2024
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Bahati (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2024
๐ This is too funny!
Neema (Guest) on June 3, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 13, 2024
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 1, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on March 17, 2024
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2024
This joke deserves an award! ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 27, 2024
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 12, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 11, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 3, 2024
๐ Totally hilarious!
Umi (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mhina (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Saidi (Guest) on January 2, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Josephine (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 9, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Hashim (Guest) on November 18, 2023
๐ Instant mood boost!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 17, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 14, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Faiza (Guest) on October 31, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 22, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Raha (Guest) on October 1, 2023
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Umi (Guest) on September 10, 2023
๐ I needed that!