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Biashara
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Sep 24, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Mwinyi
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Aug 26, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 16, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 13, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
๐ This is too funny!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Amani
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Warda
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Umi
Guest
May 2, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Halima
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Neema
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Raha
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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