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Victor Kamau
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Sep 11, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Amir
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 22, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hawa
Guest
May 16, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 9, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 9, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 5, 2024
😁 This is gold!
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 2, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 2, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Warda
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Shani
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Amina
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Neema
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
