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Peter Otieno
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Sep 17, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Amina
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 19, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Khatib
Guest
May 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 15, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Athumani
Guest
May 8, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 1, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Asha
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Raha
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Masika
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Salum
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Binti
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Amani
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
