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Richard Mulwa
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Sep 22, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Njeri
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Aug 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Janet Sumaye
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Aug 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwanahawa
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Aug 17, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Abdullah
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Aug 15, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Salma
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 27, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 26, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 11, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Juma
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
