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Nassar
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Sep 18, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Paul Kamau
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Sep 17, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 1, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sekela
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Aug 27, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Anna Malela
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Aug 12, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 28, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jabir
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Jul 12, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Safiya
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Jul 11, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Azima
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Azima
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Fadhili
Guest
May 29, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Aziza
Guest
May 28, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mustafa
Guest
May 14, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 3, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 1, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Makame
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Halima
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Asha
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Warda
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Asha
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
