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Mariam Hassan
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Sep 23, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 22, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 26, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Abubakari
Guest
May 25, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Maneno
Guest
May 21, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Abubakar
Guest
May 21, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Issa
Guest
May 17, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Farida
Guest
May 15, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kiza
Guest
May 11, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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John Mushi
Guest
May 10, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 2, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Salima
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Wande
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
😄 Too good!
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Masika
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
