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Shabani
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Feb 20, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Azima
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Salma
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Chum
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 30, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 27, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zuhura
Guest
May 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 10, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Issack
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Masika
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
