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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Husna
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Raha
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Amani
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Habiba
Guest
May 26, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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James Malima
Guest
May 25, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 11, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 4, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Masika
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
