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Rahim
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Mar 6, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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John Malisa
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Feb 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 28, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 25, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rubea
Guest
May 13, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 9, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
May 7, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
