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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Mar 3, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Mar 1, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jabir
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Feb 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Faith Kariuki
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Feb 11, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Andrew Mahiga
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Feb 9, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Amina
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Jan 16, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samson Mahiga
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Jan 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Zawadi
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Jan 14, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Baraka
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Dec 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Lucy Mahiga
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Dec 23, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jamila
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Dec 22, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Irene Akoth
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Dec 13, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sofia
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Dec 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mhina
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Dec 5, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Simon Kiprono
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Nov 26, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rose Amukowa
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Nov 21, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Emily Chepngeno
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Nov 20, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Patrick Kidata
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Nov 8, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Khalifa
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Oct 9, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Martin Otieno
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Oct 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Anna Mchome
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Oct 2, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Joseph Mallya
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Sep 18, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Farida
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Sep 9, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Tabitha Okumu
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Sep 9, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Mrema
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Sep 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Joyce Nkya
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Aug 30, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Patrick Akech
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Aug 29, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Aug 24, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Aug 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Omar
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Aug 16, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Grace Mligo
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Aug 1, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 1, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jul 31, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nchi
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Jul 27, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mwinyi
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Jul 27, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Neema
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Jul 15, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanaidi
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Jun 22, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jun 20, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jun 18, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Fatuma
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Jun 11, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Zainab
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Jun 11, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Alice Mwikali
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Jun 9, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 8, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Asha
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May 31, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Nuru
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May 31, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Janet Sumaye
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May 20, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Hamida
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May 11, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwinyi
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May 6, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Victor Mwalimu
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Apr 28, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Apr 27, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Fikiri
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Apr 20, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Victor Kimario
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Apr 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Michael Onyango
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Apr 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Maneno
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Mar 25, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Halima
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Mar 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwanais
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Mar 22, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwanakhamis
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Mar 19, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
