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Mariam Kawawa
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Jan 1, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Salum
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Issa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Amani
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Warda
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Hashim
Guest
May 29, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 18, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 18, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Shukuru
Guest
May 16, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 15, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 7, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 3, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
