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Halima
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Feb 15, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Josephine Nduta
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Feb 6, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Patrick Kidata
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Jan 25, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ann Awino
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Jan 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mashaka
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Jan 22, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Raha
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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John Mushi
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Dec 26, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Masika
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Juma
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Husna
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Husna
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 26, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 15, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nyota
Guest
May 2, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
