What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" ๐ ๐
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 8, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Jamal (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 30, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on December 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on December 23, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 10, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Kahina (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Sultan (Guest) on November 26, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 25, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Yusuf (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on November 13, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on October 4, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2015
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Saidi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 31, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on July 5, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 4, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Binti (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Habiba (Guest) on June 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 7, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Shamim (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Kiza (Guest) on May 11, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
๐ What a joke!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 3, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Fadhila (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Jafari (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐