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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Shani
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 13, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 1, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Neema
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Binti
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
