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Hassan
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Mar 1, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Raha
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
May 22, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Zulekha
Guest
May 19, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 15, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 7, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 4, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 2, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
