Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃♀️ A: A nose! 👃
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄
Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃♀️ A: A nose! 👃
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄
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😁 Added to my favorites!
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😂 I’m saving this one!
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😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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