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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Halima
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Omari
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Azima
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Wande
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Hamida
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 22, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 13, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Neema
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
