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Charles Mrope
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Mar 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Grace Minja
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Mar 22, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Nashon
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Mar 17, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Maulid
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Mar 4, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Maida
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Farida
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Amani
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 31, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Amina
Guest
May 30, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Majid
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Samuel Omondi
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Feb 27, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
