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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Husna
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Masika
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 25, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Salima
Guest
May 12, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 1, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Asha
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shani
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
