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Ramadhan
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Mar 16, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Husna
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Raha
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Husna
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Salima
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 30, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jafari
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 14, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Furaha
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Omar
Guest
May 11, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
