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Rose Mwinuka
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Feb 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Salma
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Masika
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 19, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 17, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Faiza
Guest
May 16, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 1, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Amir
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
