1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Where do ghosts go for a swim?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻

Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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👥 Alice Wanjiru Guest May 29, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

👥 James Malima Guest May 18, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

👥 Paul Kamau Guest May 13, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

👥 Victor Sokoine Guest May 11, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

👥 Mwanaidha Guest May 11, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

👥 Zakaria Guest Apr 27, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

👥 Baraka Guest Apr 26, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

👥 Patrick Akech Guest Apr 25, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

👥 Benjamin Masanja Guest Apr 22, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

👥 Joy Wacera Guest Apr 22, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

👥 Umi Guest Apr 5, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

👥 Mwanakhamis Guest Apr 1, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

👥 Abubakar Guest Mar 16, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

👥 Andrew Mahiga Guest Mar 13, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

👥 Tabu Guest Mar 2, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

👥 Elizabeth Malima Guest Mar 1, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

👥 Maneno Guest Feb 22, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

👥 Amani Guest Feb 21, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

👥 Umi Guest Feb 10, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

👥 Betty Akinyi Guest Jan 29, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

👥 Mary Kidata Guest Jan 18, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

👥 Jamal Guest Jan 16, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

👥 Bakari Guest Jan 9, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

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