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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"

Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. 🏴‍☠️🍿

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Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

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What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

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